Sunday, December 5, 2021

Half nuts

 I met this guy once looking at an apartment for my girlfriend  there was porn posted up on the walls inside....  

Before that he could not find the key to the door... he had a one gallon jar full of keys... he poured them all out on the deck in front of the dump... apartment.. and went sorting through them finally finding a set that fit the front door... the place was appalling.............. inside.. porn  on the walls and beer cans and cigarette butts everywhere... all for only 800.00 a month.

I found out later why maybe the guy was kind of  crazy......

He had found himself on the wrongside of a  deal once in an airplane in flight.. his cohorts  or whomever deciced to teach him a lesson... they tied a rope around his feet and pushed him out of the baggage door and fed line out with him attached at the other end at altitude in flight ... then reeled him in and spared his life....

But I guess he never was the same after that kind of special trauma.

I guess he went a little KOOKY? afterwards...

Some might say Half nuts?




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