Saturday, January 2, 2016

Byron gets a chrome plated .45 pulled on his Ass In Oblivion.

The Piper Warrior had a fresh overhaul... it was still running on straight mineral oil... for the break in period.
Testing the engine......... was it done right?  Wheeeeeeeeeee!

It was a Joy ride... into Oblivion:  Byron cleared Customs at Bimini and got his cruising Permit /Transire.
It was early afternoon  and he really was hoping to make Matthew Town by dark....

He was sliding along at 500'  just about sunset by the Cliffs of Cat Island... the way the setting sun was reflecting on the cliffs as he looked out the left side of the plane ...  the scene was indescribable ... such fire of beauty..... 2nd or 3rd most beautiful sight he ever laid eyes on....... even still to this day.........

Well Hells bells... Byron thought to himself , not gonna make Matthew Town by Sunset... guess its Cat.

A couple of years earlier he was delivering a plane and spent the night and a day  or two  on Cat Island, he rented a bug and drove to the farthest northern tip of the Island there was an old wooden house on a pristine cove with a powder sugar white  sand beach and the water a turquoise a glory color that is  hard to describe... it was an old wooden  house there  and a  place where Neville Chamberlain once lived.. or so he was told.. it was quite rotten and had enormous ant nests inside... but what a location..... spectacular.

This day he was in the area once again and The sun was setting and there is no V.F.R.  supposedly after Dark in the Bahamas... and no runway lights...  or smudge pots , most places...  he thought quickly... well it  was either Arthur Town, Cutlass Bay or Hawks Nest on CAT... he shot for the middle and into Cutlass Bay...  he taxied up onto the apron and parked under the sole sodium light that was  atop a high pole... shit... nobody around.. he got out and walked down the Queens highway into a little local village.. only one  lone barking dog in the distance  and nobody around like some kind of a movie set... kinda weird... what the hell?  He walked back to the airport and climbed in the plane and shut the clam shell door on a sweat stained shirt  so it would hang to block out the light streaming in the cockpit,  Byron admired the real pretty homemade curtain as he  tried to get comfortable, smelled good too...as Byron was  just starting to snooze.. he heard A big manly voice say....' Who In Der? ' oh man!  he peeked out the window and  there was this Bahamian Official in a Uniform with  what looked to be a Chrome plated .45 drawn out of its holster and he was swinging it back and forth.. a big long shiny barreled  bastard glistening under that light... a Dirty Harry Special pointing , and     in his general direction too,  Good Lord take it easy pal.... Don't shoot!

Byron  hollered out " Ebery ting Cool Mon...  Yaaaaaaaaa Mon"........ a couple of three times.. the dude ordered Byron out of the plane... Byron once again " Ebery ting Cool Mon........."

What the fuck....  engaging in a lengthy  conversation  with the Constable  and around 3 hours later they were the best of pals.... lets tip a few.... they spoke about a gambit of topics one lastly  being about Free Masonry and what the Officers mother had told him about it.

Byron has  to go back to Cat Island one day... its his destiny to meet himself there.. and eat a bowl of mutton stew... He is reasonably sure he met himself there in the past... in a parallel dimension... why not? after all it is the Bermuda Triangle....

The next morning Byron flew into Inagua.. and thought how similar  Matthew Town looked to what  Key West once must have looked like once  .. with  its square grid  patterned   streets.. that  were still all  coral dirt.. flying up into the air  and the houses were made of clapboards and still utilized rain catchment and cisterns... while he was there  Byron also  visited the Flamingo rookery and some caves.... at times there are over 30,000 birds.. and the salt works ... catchy little place by the sea... Matthew Town Proper no tourism much to speak of how nice... The Natives were having some kind of a party with  amplified jungle music as  he called it,  and grilling chicken... he bought 'hims' self a nice plate of Peas and rice and and dumped a bunch of ketchup and hot sauce  on it..... he was the only white man for miles.. Byron  strolled freely about the Island community no fears whatsoever .  You can see the mountains of Haiti off in the distance on a clear day........ The following Hazy Day it was... poor visibility Byron was over Jeremie Haiti  Looking down through the haze  at the red tile roofs... and hoping he had not made a  wrong turn as the navigation transmitters were down what was a G.P.S.   you used to have to know how to Navigate........................The Maroons were down there you know?

The Warrior  ran like a champ.

However in sharing expertise.


Byron suggests you land well before dark.


Dear Marty...........

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